The first mountain top finish of this year’s spicy Vuelta a Espana! Surely it would deliver us eye-watering fireworks packed with excitement and good racing and whet our appetites for the upcoming two and a half weeks of racing. Right?! Wrong! With Primoz Roglic and his Jumbo Bees largely disinterested in defending the leader’s jersey so early, the gap to the breakaway was allowed to swell tremendously, all but ensuring victory. After a slow-moving day, Estonian time trial champion Rein Taaramäe reigned victorious for Intermache-Wanty atop Picon Blanco. American superstar Joe Dombrowski came home second whilst “King Kenny” Elissonde rounded out the stage podium.
In the race of the general classification, Taaramäe relieved Roglic of the red jersey, while Elissonde moves up to second overall, and Primoz lurks in 3rd.
Swelterin’
I’m told Spain has been experiencing a heatwave. Unfortunately for the country, Taaramäe’s win failed to bring the rains to Spain, but that isn’t his fault. We should celebrate his win regardless!
⏯ Cambio de liderato, lucha en la niebla y alguna sorpresa entre los favoritos en la primera llegada en alto de #LaVuelta21. Revívelo en 1'.
⏯An emotional new leader after a foggy first time up to the Picón Blanco was the result of this 3rd stage. The 1' summary.@gorouvy pic.twitter.com/5Vo6BlJM6F
— La Vuelta (@lavuelta) August 16, 2021
Rein Taaramäe before this Vuelta🎙 “I won’t be happy with five times 2nd”
Congrats, you’ve done it! 👊🏼 pic.twitter.com/VP54lOFka3
— Intermarché-Wanty-Gobert (@IntermarcheWG) August 16, 2021
The emotions of the victor are what make so many grand tour stage victories so special, and Taaramäe is certainly no different in that respect. Particularly considering that a lengthy 10 years occupied the space between his two Vuelta victories.
❤️La emoción de 🇪🇪 Rein Taaramäe tras su victoria en solitario en la cima del Picón Blanco. ¡Piel de gallina!
🤩The emotions from Taaramäe and @IntermarcheWG after an amazing win in today's uphill finish! Well done!#LaVuelta21 pic.twitter.com/M4UhC53qxj
— La Vuelta (@lavuelta) August 16, 2021
There were as many as 10 years between Rein Taaramäe's two Vuelta a España stage wins. This is a proof of a very long and respectable pro career (started in 2008). #LaVuelta21
2011 🏆 | 2021 🏆 pic.twitter.com/D00eoTW2tv
— ammattipyöräily (@ammattipyoraily) August 16, 2021
Carapaz loses a bit of shine
One down, one more to go for whoever takes on the mantle of sole leader of Ineos : Richard Carapaz had a bad day. It might be all important video fodder for the next Movistar Netflix instalment.
Hey @Movistar_Team , Carapaz is dropped! Start pacing! #LaVuelta21
— Mihai Simion (@faustocoppi60) August 16, 2021
To add insult to injury, Dickie received a 20sec time penalty for illegal feedings.
Thanks, so correct time loss for Carapaz would be 2’05”
— Alpe__dHuezBT (@Alpe__dHuezBT) August 16, 2021
Movistar place three riders in Vuelta a España top 10 on race’s first summit finish https://t.co/RqLIhVxnOX pic.twitter.com/Qtxu3KitZh
— The Cycle Collective (@cyclecollective) August 16, 2021
Midge’s King Kenny Agony
Today was a tough old finish for our dearest friend Midge. Despite her lovely life of orchids on the island, today was torn between her love of Intermarche-Wanty and the French Prince, King Kenny Elissonde. Allow us to relive the stage through her pained tweeting.
I am trying to manage Kenny expectations……
How long this will last I cannot tell. pic.twitter.com/G47Vdr1wGP
— midge (@pariswheels) August 16, 2021
Just keep breathing pic.twitter.com/5JUxCLPlSC
— midge (@pariswheels) August 16, 2021
It’s a bit unclear what she was watching at the point of delivering this next tweet as Kenny had already been distanced, but LIVE YOUR KENNY LIFE, MIDGE!
Here is YAAAAY KENNNNYYYYYYYY
— midge (@pariswheels) August 16, 2021
Heart and Heart picks for me
Would have loved Kenny..but am thrilled for Wanty and Taaramäe
— midge (@pariswheels) August 16, 2021
At the day’s end, Midge was content with having Wanty win AND watching Kenny place on the podium. It was a happy VeloVoices Towers as even Issie got in on the hype!
That's a brilliant result for Taaramae and Wanty!
Love that podium of Dombro and Kenny too 🤩#LaVuelta21
— Issie 💙 (@IssieAtch) August 16, 2021
A lesson in koalas
Do you call koalas “Koala bears?” Of course, you do, we all do! In today’s episode of “Things We Do When Racing Is Boring,” I present you with a lesson on koalas. Spoiler: They are, in fact, not bears.
I’ve always been Team Kenny. #LaVuelta21 #CouchPeloton pic.twitter.com/oYdvoocT8o
— Belinda (@reallyspoketome) August 16, 2021
😂 I was perplexed by Belinda Bear during my childhood because it was strongly reinforced that koalas aren’t bears at all.
— Belinda (@reallyspoketome) August 16, 2021
Our special Australian correspondent presented a wonderful educational video to clear America’s confusion that these lovely animals are called koala bears.
Did anyone else notice that, upon watching that video, koalas have the face of someone who would be named Dick?
The Final Word
The #Giro symmetry continues at #LaVuelta21: Alpecin-Fenix took the Stage 2 sprint of both, and now Intermarche Wanty Gobert have won Stage 3 of both with a solo break away 🤩
— Issie 💙 (@IssieAtch) August 16, 2021
All the results
Stage results
1 Rein Taaramäe (Intermarché-Wanty-Gobert Matériaux) 5:16:57
2 Joe Dombrowski (UAE Team Emirates) +0:21
3 Kenny Elissonde (Trek-Segafredo) +0:36
4 Lilian Calmejane (AG2R Citroën Team) +1:16
5 Enric Mas Nicolau (Movistar Team) +1:45
GC Top 10
1 Rein Taaramäe (Intermarché-Wanty-Gobert Matériaux) 9:25:44
2 Kenny Elissonde (Trek-Segafredo) +0:25
3 Primoz Roglic (Jumbo-Visma) +0:30
4 Lilian Calmejane (AG2R Citroën Team) +0:35
5 Enric Mas (Movistar Team) +0:45
6 Miguel Angel Lopez (Movistar Team) +0:51
7 Alejandro Valverde (Movistar Team) +0:57
8 Giulio Ciccone (Trek-Segafredo) +0:57
9 Egan Bernal (Ineos Grenadiers) +0:57
10 Mikel Linda (Bahrain Victorious) +1:09
All the jerseys
🏆 Líderes tras la etapa 3 | Leaders after stage 3
❤️🇪🇪 Rein Taaramäe
💚🇪🇪 Rein Taaramäe
🔵🇧🇪 @JasperPhilipsen
⚪🇨🇴 @Eganbernal🚴🚴🚴 @TeamEmiratesUAE
👊🇪🇸 @julencycling #LaVuelta21 pic.twitter.com/ob27sjlB3P— La Vuelta (@lavuelta) August 16, 2021
Leader’s jersey : Rein Taaramäe (Intermarche-Wanty)
Points jersey : Rein Taaramäe (Intermarche-Wanty)
King of the Mountains: Jasper Philipsen (Alpecin-Fenix)
Best young rider : Egan Bernal (Ineos)
Best team : UAE Team Emirates
For full race results, go to CyclingNews.com