So much going on in the Tour de France Twittersphere over the past week. Mountains were climbed, stages were won, and records were equalled. It’s a mix of the heartfelt and irreverent, as always, in the one, the original, Tweets of the Week.
Let’s start with this:
๐น Step into the riders' shoes and relive the ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ค of the #TDF2021
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๐น Mettez-vous dans la peau des coureurs pour revivre cette ๐๐ฬ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐บ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ du #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/JUjbHAbgck— Tour de Franceโข (@LeTour) July 12, 2021
Jumbo Bees gotta buzz
Jumbo-Visma had a subtle and cunning plan for Stage 15 (that worked), with three of the five riders left on the team up the road and their GC guy back in the yellow jersey group with the remaining teammate. They took the stage with Sepp, Wout took some pox points and got most combative, and Jonas moved back into third on GC (thanks, mainly, to Ineos’s subtle and cunning plan that might not have worked as they had wanted).
Our Stage 15 write-up is here (full of tweets too)
๐ซ๐ท#TDF2021
"You're flying Sepp!" ๐ฆ pic.twitter.com/Q8XWBzMd0m
— Team Jumbo-Visma cycling (@JumboVismaRoad) July 11, 2021
@OliverNaesen started it when he won nationals in Antwerp 2017โฆ. His helmet went the same direction ๐คฃ
— Joachim Schoonacker (@JSchoonacker) July 12, 2021
๐ซ๐ท#TDF2021
"I knew I had extra's" ๐ถ
The team enjoying their second rest day in Andorra ๐ฆ๐ฉ pic.twitter.com/XYa8W56p6w— Team Jumbo-Visma cycling (@JumboVismaRoad) July 12, 2021
I lied earlier when I said I was done with making the Sepp gifs, here goes the bouncy rocket. ๐ #TDF2021 #TDF #couchpeloton pic.twitter.com/9SaaYQbgYj
— AnnaMac (@AnnamacB) July 11, 2021
When Sepp was a pup
Sepp Kuss circa 2005, already showing distinctive personal style. pic.twitter.com/3zQdq0Qc1n
— Peter Flax (@Pflax1) July 11, 2021
Jonas Vingegaard has been a bit of a dark horse – always with the yellow jersey groups but stealthily. Well, they’re paying attention to him now. He was the only one who looked like he could get the better of Pogacar on Ventoux.
Me turning on the TV and seeing that Pogacar got dropped by Vingegaard #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/3pZTUJRao8
— Cycling Memes (@Cycling_Memes1) July 7, 2021
๐ธ๐ฎ Pogacar at Sportwereld: "I'm a bit tired and the last days I didn't sleep well, but after all I'm feeling pretty good. I went deep on Ventoux when Vingegaard attacked. It hit me hard, also due to the burning sun. I exploded a bit, but I felt good the other days."#TDF2021
— Domestique (@Cyclingvision) July 13, 2021
๐ซ๐ท #TDF2021
Back in the top 3โฃ ๐ Jonas Vingegaard! pic.twitter.com/MEDJ6NI9zL
— Team Jumbo-Visma cycling (@JumboVismaRoad) July 11, 2021
When Jonas was a pup
Before turning pro Jonas Vingegaard used to work in a fish factory pic.twitter.com/W7JrdLr3wG
— the Inner Ring (@inrng) July 8, 2021
And of course, Ventoux was when Wout van Aert put on his zombie face and vanquished the mountain. And then evened his pedals and stood on them for his salute. The abs that man must have. Our stage 11 write-up is here.
A story in 4 pictures…
๐ @WoutvanAert #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/ngd1APZKFp
— Tour de Franceโข (@LeTour) July 7, 2021
What a beast๐ฅ๐ด๐ช
A gifted rider and a great grafter.
No bullshitting and giving out about his rivals, or pointing out where they went wrong whenever he wins a race.
Wout van Aert = class act๐ธBy Pauline Ballet#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/xwkT9L9lMU
— stickybottle.com (@sticky_bottle) July 7, 2021
He knows he's got it now โค๏ธ@WoutvanAert #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/AbTQIj1ZZq
— ITV Cycling (@itvcycling) July 7, 2021
Wout van Aert: "I am speechless. I did not expect to win this stage at the beginning of this Tour. Yesterday I believed in it a bit more, we really wanted to be in the running today. It's the most iconic climb in the cycling world. It might be my best win ever." pic.twitter.com/B3XKnhSOZf
— British Cycle Sport (@VeloUK) July 7, 2021
๐ซ๐ท #TDF2021
Who's happy?! ๐ฅณ pic.twitter.com/iN6YjD3IDc
— Team Jumbo-Visma cycling (@JumboVismaRoad) July 7, 2021
Got to love Wout van Aert celebrating with the fans after his Ventoux victory at the Tour de France ๐
_________#TDF2021 #TourdeFrance pic.twitter.com/UtpEsvY6Zi— Velon CC (@VelonCC) July 7, 2021
Only 2 riders have won a stage/race on mountain, flat and cobble profiles in the 3 last seasons:
๐ง๐ช Wout Van Aert
๐จ๐ต Julian Alaphilippe#cycling #cyclisme #TdF2021 pic.twitter.com/Vj3nJJnSuT— Fuoriclasse (@DataCycling) July 7, 2021
When Wout was a pup
big badger fan pic.twitter.com/xVdCI0NJcw
— chad brown (@chdbrwn) July 7, 2021
Aside from genuinely laughing at this, then taking a brief moment to consider how his popularity would plummet if he beat Cav in Paris, my main takeaway here and in fact over the last 24 hours in general is how much I'd love to see Wout in the polka dots ๐ #TDF2021 https://t.co/TzRtFrPCA8
— Katy M, Bike Edition (@writebikerepeat) July 12, 2021
Vibe on the Jumbo Visma bus today. pic.twitter.com/jwTbDt1C24
— Peter Flax (@Pflax1) July 11, 2021
Showing some class
I always love it when riders show respect for each other and are gracious in defeat as well as victory. Here are some examples from week 2.
For the write-up of Nils Politt‘s stage 12 victory, go here.
โDid Nils win?? ๐โ
First words from @AndreGreipel after crossing the line today. Afterwards, he immediately turned around to ride back to find Politt and congratulate him.
Success is temporary – class is forever๐ ๐#TDF2021
— Mikkel Condรฉ v2.0 (@mrconde) July 8, 2021
Alejandro Valverde had tried to chase Sepp down the mountain to the finish on stage 15, but didn’t get there. This is what he said: Thank you all for the love and the messages! Today we tried it in a very tough stage and we stayed very close. @seppkuss it was better, so it’s time to congratulate him.
๐ ยกGracias a todos por el cariรฑo y los mensajes! Hoy lo intentamos en una etapa muy dura y nos quedamos muy cerca. @seppkuss fue mejor, asรญ que toca felicitarle.
๐ฅ Ahora a disfrutar de la jornada de descanso y a afrontar la semana final de #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/4w9zzGJBqk
— alejandro valverde (@alejanvalverde) July 11, 2021
It was a hot hot day in Andorra, with roads melting and riders wilting. Sometimes you just need someone to pour water over your head.
๐ Being the perfect teammate: a definition!
๐ Etre un รฉquipier modรจle : illustration !
๐ง๐ช ๐ @Tim_Declercq.#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/GJuakbPIwl
— Tour de Franceโข (@LeTour) July 11, 2021
I love this.
Backstage yesterday at the #TDF2021
Pogaฤar and Cavendish swapped jerseys. Listen to Mark what he had to say about it. Pure cuteness ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/UEBLBEWcip— Roman Marolin (@RomanMarolin) July 10, 2021
I think it’s time for a sing-song, don’t you?
They sing for @GuilmMartin they just love him and the team!
The whole way up the climb they were shouting allez Guillem!!!!!!— Nathan Haas (@NathanPeterHaas) July 11, 2021
So far … it’s tied
As this is written on a Tuesday, we don’t know if Mark Cavendish has surpassed Eddy Merckx with his 35th stage win, but I wouldn’t put it past him.
Perfect headline pic.twitter.com/WFOPYZlOT2
— Cillian Kelly (@irishpeloton) July 9, 2021
For our Stage 10 write-up, filled with even more tweets, go here; for Stage 13, go here.
Tense?! I could hardly breath
— Paul Treloar (@PaulieTandoori) July 9, 2021
Now that’s how you use your platform. You say stuff out loud.
Too tired to know how he feels but remembers the Femmes. Niiiiiiiiiiiice. https://t.co/b5hJOhePAZ
— Katy Moon (@Oog) July 9, 2021
It's official! pic.twitter.com/UzffL9Raie
— Chris Sidwells (@ChrisSidwells) July 9, 2021
A delightful moment between @SirWiggo and @MarkCavendish #tdf2021 pic.twitter.com/talKFc4DOf
— Eurosport UK (@Eurosport_UK) July 10, 2021
Translation:
Most victories by nation in the TdF, since the 2008 edition40 – France
36 – Germany
34 – Mark Cavendish
20 – Spain
17 – United Kingdom (minus Isle of Man)
15 – Belgium, Australia
13 – Italy, Norway
12 – The Netherlands, Slovakia
9 – Colombia
8 – Slovenia https://t.co/TIGt836DL0— Jon (@ormondroyd) July 9, 2021
"I feel privileged to be a part of many of these victories"@Mark_Renshaw reflects on @MarkCavendish's 34th @LeTour stage win. History has been made!#TDF2021 #TDFdata pic.twitter.com/xVq9D2Mngw
— letourdata (@letourdata) July 10, 2021
Unpopular opinion: I don't care about whether Mark Cavendish beats Eddy Merckx's record. It's like comparing apples and oranges. Whether it's 14, 24 or 34 stage wins, the number's almost irrelevant. The wider achievement is his longevity + standing as an epoch-defining sprinter
— Andy McGrath (@Andymcgra) July 7, 2021
Subtle and cunning plans
Ineos have been at all sixes and sevens this Tour because they aren’t/can’t dominate and they also just can’t make any traction on Pogacar. Which, as Carapaz has been hovering just outside the podium for awhile now, seems to be a plan that doesn’t work. But they keep drilling it on the front, burning all their matches and don’t have a lot to show for it (at time of writing – watch, Carapaz is going to ride a blinder today).
IT'S HAPPENING! ๐ #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/Bq8fp2vnwW
— Mihai Simion (@faustocoppi60) July 11, 2021
Ineos DS #sbstdf #couchpeloton pic.twitter.com/mPzkoNp374
— black cate (@blakcate) July 11, 2021
This has to be a cunning plan from INEOS. A plan so cunning I have no fucking idea what they're up to. #TDF2021
— John Galloway (@VelocastJohn) July 7, 2021
Maybe they are trying to get Cav over the time limit. So that ..ermโฆ he doesnโt win sports personality of the year. Or Movistar taught them if they leave they need to be punished.
— Journal Velo (@JournalVelo) July 7, 2021
I could eat my words BUT comms are thrilled about a Carapaz attack being imminent and Pog being isolated despite no evidence Carapaz can launch a successful attack or that Pog needs his team around them
— Journal Velo (@JournalVelo) July 11, 2021
It's as if they decided "who cares about the four guys ahead of us, we'll just do what we always do".
— (((Lukas Knรถfler))) (@lukascph) July 11, 2021
I think @SeanKellyCC has nailed it. A lot of these tactics make more sense if you just accept they're not racing against Pog but actually just scrapping for podium places.
— John Galloway (@VelocastJohn) July 11, 2021
And here’s a plan that worked like a dream. Go here for our stage 14 write-up
"The end of another epic day at the Tour de France!"
A stage win for Bauke Mollema! #tdf2021 pic.twitter.com/4pg4Auf6Ci
— Eurosport UK (@Eurosport_UK) July 10, 2021
Climbs before the calm
More hot hot hot stuff
#TDF2021 It was a hot one ๐ฅต๐ฆ @davideformolo #UAETeamEmirates #RideTogether pic.twitter.com/tCuGZx1ABG
— @UAE-TeamEmirates (@TeamEmiratesUAE) July 11, 2021
Stage 1 Stage 15@estecharu @GreenEDGEteam #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/heXbz2vuSo
— ITV Cycling (@itvcycling) July 11, 2021
"I'd trade half my wins to not suffer on a day like that."
Mark Cavendish tells @friebos just how tough it is to get through stages like today's โคต๏ธ
— ITV Cycling (@itvcycling) July 11, 2021
Team ๐#TDF2021
Photo: @GettySport pic.twitter.com/yIASFoVX5I— Deceuninck-QuickStep (@deceuninck_qst) July 11, 2021
Rest 2:@LeTour ๐ซ๐ท#LasMascarillasDeBarbero
Easy๐ pic.twitter.com/xrVPveiyXc— Carlos Barbero (@BarberoCbc) July 12, 2021
Rest day vibes ๐#TDF2021 @INEOSGrenadiers pic.twitter.com/ZhyiZG4U17
— Michaล Kwiatkowski (@kwiato) July 11, 2021
Who’s left
Unfortunately, we’ve seen a lot of guys leaving the Tour this year, some as planned (Nibs isn’t starting this third week due to Olympic stuff, for one), some just couldn’t get in on the time cut. And some got picked up by the broom wagon. And of course Mathieu van der Poel had planned only to be in for a week, in order to wear the yellow jersey before he left. That one definitely has left riders and fans with very mixed emotions.
Mixed feelings on the MVDP leaving early issue. On one hand it's (obviously) not an equal race with those doing the full 3 weeks but on the other, he really animated the first week, think the Tour benefited from it a lot. Difficult one.
— Ollie (@OLL1E_K) July 13, 2021
People fans thought had gone home, but in fact are still in the race.
UAE at full strength, Jumbo totally decimated. Kudos to Jumbo today. Ineos I pass over in silence except to note that last year's Giro winner Geoghegan Hart is riding invisibly & apparently anonymously. Plus I thought Richie Porte went home but I guess he just got swallowed up. pic.twitter.com/oJjBLdZVcQ
— Beth (@stuckinoregon) July 11, 2021
It’s always a shame when a rider has been dropped and dropped and dropped again so that it’s only him and the broom wagon driving slowly behind him. That happened to Nacer Bouhanni over the weekend.
Nacer Bouhanni withdraws from the Tour de France https://t.co/eTmTPc5KLK pic.twitter.com/ul4tjgns2J
— The Cycle Collective (@cyclecollective) July 11, 2021
Bouhanni abandons.
It really is going to be Cav vs Pogacar for the sprint on the Champs, isn't it #TDF2021
— Issie ๐ (@IssieAtch) July 11, 2021
I always have respect for riders who know they are going to be WAY over the time limit but they ride the entire stage out of respect for the race. EBH did that this weekend and that’s just pure class.
Twitter, please give some love to #Eddie Boasson Hagen who is not even on Twitter, but what a fighter. Had the worst day of his life #outoftimelimit so sorry for him โฆ@TeamTotalEnrgโฉ pic.twitter.com/TqZKPQ3gCs
— Bernhard Eisel (@EiselBernhard) July 11, 2021
EBH looks like toast. ๐
— John Galloway (@VelocastJohn) July 11, 2021
That's a long narrative! I just meant today!
— John Galloway (@VelocastJohn) July 11, 2021
The Gruppetto
I guess we could call the entire peloton the gruppetto as Lachlan has made it to Paris first.
— Rouleur (@rouleur) July 13, 2021
Brad on the back of a motorbike has been quite the viewing experience. The wild gesticulating and aggressive pointing at the camera almost brought the peloton down at one point. His strange, impassioned Tom Simpson speech on the Ventoux stage. Oh, and his utter rudeness about his motorbike driver every chance he got on Saturday, which was really uncalled for. That was #unclass.
"Right Said Fred" have let themselves go. pic.twitter.com/0S0baDkII3
— John Galloway (@VelocastJohn) July 7, 2021
"He started it all for us" โค๏ธ
An emotional @SirWiggo pays tribute to the great Tom Simpson on Mont Ventoux#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/Y3xQFKc7uq
— Eurosport UK (@Eurosport_UK) July 7, 2021
The Wiggins bits feel like the end of a heavy night out on the drink. No idea what's happening and feeling a bit baffled.
— Sadhbh O'Shea (@SadhbhOS) July 11, 2021
Or you know you're going to regret the whole thing in the morning.
— Sadhbh O'Shea (@SadhbhOS) July 11, 2021
Controversial jersey talk?
I also think that if a rider holds two jerseys, they should be able to bestow one of them upon one of their teammates, instead of it going to whoever is in 2nd in the lesser classification.
The rider and the team hold the jersey, they should be allowed to showcase it. https://t.co/xG8RAyZonL
— Cillian Kelly (@irishpeloton) July 8, 2021
Controversial kit talk?
Team TotalEnergies kit is the best kit in the race this year. #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/S2uanqW2hk
— Chris Carlson (@Kiss_my_Panache) July 11, 2021
This is pretty cool! https://t.co/utyNxShMVS
— Jennifer Sage๐ด๐ปโโ๏ธ๐บ๐ทโท (@vivavelo) July 11, 2021
Trek-Segafredo when a Danish rider comes onto the pro market. https://t.co/o84I7fowaY pic.twitter.com/OIUPw9a8eE
— Dan Deakins (@DanDeakins) July 12, 2021
The last word
in his large, deep eyes, fiery black and bold, there seemed tokens of a spirit that would dare a thousand devils
— Moby Dick (@MobyDickatSea) July 11, 2021