What stage is it today? I have lost count, truthfully. [It’s Stage 16 of Tour de France 2021 – ed] I suppose it doesn’t even really matter given the boringness of today’s stage. Heck, the jackhammering that went on outside my window for three hours this morning brought more excitement and change of pace to my day than the race on my television screen did. The stage saw a less than invigorated breakaway performance, a peloton full of GC favorites content on riding for the podium, and plenty of rain. At the end of it all, Bora’s Patrick Konrad soloed away from his companions to claim his first World Tour victory and saved Bora’s otherwise disastrous Tour. In a turn of events that continues to make me scratch my head, Sonny Colbrelli (Bahrain-Victorious) came home second on the stage with a not-so-shiny Michael Matthews (BikeExchange) in third.
The Winner
Perhaps the best climber in the break of the day (sorry, FDJ. . .), Patrick Konrad was keen to drop the likes of Colbrelli, Matthews, and Alex Aranburu (Astana). He pushed the pace on the stage’s climbs before going clear inside the final 40km. Once he got his gap, he was never to be seen again. The Austrian champ crested the final peak and descended to victory down the treacherous descent.
🏆 🇦🇹 @PatricKonrad wins in Saint-Gaudens!
🏆🇦🇹 Victoire de @PatricKonrad !#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/1QYLPyrFWK
— Tour de France™ (@LeTour) July 13, 2021
Patrick Konrad is the first Austrian stage winner in Tour de France since 2005. Georg Totschnig won a stage 16 years ago. The first Austrian winner was Max Bulla in 1931 (3). They are the only three winners. #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/O79OosBY0I
— ammattipyöräily (@ammattipyoraily) July 13, 2021
And it was another emotional post-race interview. Like so many of the greats, he goes out of his way to thank his family, supporters, and team.
🎙 Hear from 🇦🇹 @PatricKonrad, today's stage winner after a strong solo victory! 🏅#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/7tQOXu4u4D
— Tour de France™ (@LeTour) July 13, 2021
.@PatricKonrad's Tour de France start, and today. pic.twitter.com/HjESn0JN0e
— daniel mcmahon (@cyclingreporter) July 13, 2021
What was the point of THAT?
After a day in the peloton of doing diddlysquat to make the race even the slightest bit exciting, Cofidis and Jumbo-Visma lit up the race in the final few kilometers as they raced towards the finish line some 12 minutes behind Konrad. Unfortunately for them, the rain dampened their flame as all time bonuses had been claimed long ago and the mountains were many kilometers behind them. We’re left with the question: What on earth was the point?
We are now living in a world where Cofidis attacks regularly…#couchpeloton #TDF2021
— Jamie Naragon (@TdF4077) July 13, 2021
Wout attacks because…..#couchpeloton #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/ejn6Vn9pVl
— Jamie Naragon (@TdF4077) July 13, 2021
Someone forgot to tell Wout than MVDP went home a couple weeks ago. #TDF2021
— Luke (@LukeTheCycliste) July 13, 2021
At the end of it all, the GC men came home together without a second lost by any of them. With two big days in the Pyrenees yet to come and a time trial at the week’s end, it is another conundrum what exactly any of them thought was going to happen. . . But hey, at least Cofidis is still Cofidis, am I right?
Most French thing to happen to Cofidis, breaks away late for 2nd and gets caught on the line.
— Derek Troy (@flammecast) July 13, 2021
I'm not saying these two summit finishes better deliver, but…
These two summit finishes had better deliver. #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/fiWlAaOrM9
— Issie 💙 (@IssieAtch) July 13, 2021
Like all of us, Tadej Pogacar seems to have little understanding as to what his rivals are trying to accomplish. Plucky words for our Big Bird.
Pogacar not too happy with those who criticize his team : « a lot was said… but we are the best team. Other teams didn’t employ their best tactics yet, we didn’t see much action from other teams; only EF pushed today but it was downhill. Strange. » pic.twitter.com/Teztu6mRZp
— Julien Prétot (@julienpretotRTR) July 13, 2021
Weather you can shake a stick at
If there’s nothing else to write about for this stage, then I suppose we ought to talk about the weather. With rain off and on all day, it was something to be heavily concerned about. In fact, the weather conditions made visibility so poor at the start of the day was a 20km neutralised descent. Once they did that, riders opted to stop for a brief tea to warm up before kicking off again.
☂ We experienced a stoppage this morning before the départ réel to allow the riders the time to change and begin the stage dry.
☂ Un arrêt exceptionnel a été observé avant le départ réel pour permettre à tout le monde de se changer et de commencer l'étape au sec.#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/jtDK63Xagr
— Tour de France™ (@LeTour) July 13, 2021
An outfit change for the peloton? How very Beyonce-concert of them #TDF2021 https://t.co/hwzJ5frHJk pic.twitter.com/jPzO9TVMWb
— Issie 💙 (@IssieAtch) July 13, 2021
Luckily, most riders appeared to keep the rubber side down on such treacherous roads, but that doesn’t mean that there weren’t dangers around various bends.
The descent of the Col de Port was certainly a nerve-wracking one!😬 #TDF2021pic.twitter.com/2ESaa6DFmw
— CyclingTips (@cyclingtips) July 13, 2021
😱 That was close! @sonnycolbrelli had a small scare in the downhill, with his rear wheel sliding out.
😱 Belle frayeur pour Sonny Colbrelli dans la descente, dont la roue arrière a chassé dans un virage à droite.#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/J6rUj6TTzx
— Tour de France™ (@LeTour) July 13, 2021
And at the finish line too, apparently. . .
Chute des barrières avant la flamme rouge #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/M8ZqfNAtif
— Olivier Perrier (@OlivPerrier) July 13, 2021
Lachlan Morton: Tour de France Winner Extraordinaire!
Now, let’s move on to the real news of the day! EF has officially won the Tour de France with Lachlan Morton, who reached Paris a staggering FIVE DAYS before any other rider! Lachlan and EF, we support you in this fabulous endeavor of bicycling greatness! Not even the Mighty Dis could have achieved such a feat!
KM 5,510 – Lachy’s done it!
18 days. 5,510-kilometers. 65,500-meters of elevation gain. 220-hours of riding.
This morning at 05:30am, he finished up his Alt Tour in Paris, riding the laps of the Champs-Élysées in the dawn this morning.
🎥 @josselin_riou pic.twitter.com/oFsjCKCNzF
— EF Pro Cycling (@EFprocycling) July 13, 2021
Unimaginable effort. Unimaginable discomfort. But Lachy persevered in a way very few could. Sleep well, my friend. Chapeau. https://t.co/es8z44R9nZ
— Jonathan Vaughters (@Vaughters) July 13, 2021
"Lachlan is super strong, and super crazy." 😆 #AltTour
Rigoberto Urán congratulated his EF-Nippo team mate this morning before talking to @friebos about stage 16 ⤵️
— ITV Cycling (@itvcycling) July 13, 2021
I've been riding bicycles more than 30 years; writing about them and the people who ride them for 25+. I'm not exaggerating when I say that Lachlan's Alt Tour is one of the most impressive things I've ever seen anyone do on a bike. https://t.co/5LEUMJQJIc
— joelindsey (@joelindsey) July 13, 2021
Seriously. Huge congrats to Lachlan and his team. Major accomplishment. And I hope it further popularizes riding great distances on bicycles not for medals, but for adventure and personal challenge. #tdf2021
— Frederick Dreier (@freddreier) July 13, 2021
I think a big piece of this is actually a realization of what bike enthusiasts—you know the demo that buys tons of bikes etc—fantasize about. I kind of fantasize about riding the Tour but I dream about meaningful and challenging riding adventures on a deeper level.
— Peter Flax (@Pflax1) July 13, 2021
Oliver is spot on here. Lawson Craddock‘s ride for his local velodrome is what brought me back to writing three years ago after a number of years away from the sport. Fast forward three years and Lachlan Morton has done something equally important. His #AltTour has raised more than $500,000 for World Bicycle Relief.
In 2018, @lawsoncraddock inspired many with his historic ride as the permanent Lantern Rouge at @LeTour.
In 2021, Lachlan Morton has done something that I can barely comprehend with his epic #AltTour.
Yep, I've found my team to support in cycling! https://t.co/13LRAsu3iw
— Oliver Jones (@oliverjones1988) July 13, 2021
If you’re unfamiliar with what Lachlan has been up to for the past 16 days, then you best dig yourself out from under the rock you’ve been under! Once you get out, you can read all about Lachlan’s adventure on his Alternative Tour here.
The Last Word
We can launch people into space but still have to wipe the camera lens with a rag.
— daniel mcmahon (@cyclingreporter) July 13, 2021
Results
Stage 16 Top 5
1 Patrick Konrad (Bora-Hansgrohe) 4:01:59
2 Sonny Colbrelli (Bahrain Victorious) +0:42
3 Michael Matthews (Team BikeExchange) same time
4 Pierre-Luc Périchon (Cofidis) s/t
5 Franck Bonnamour (B&B Hotels p/b KTM) s/t
General Classification Top 10
1 Tadej Pogacar (UAE Team Emirates) 66:23:06
2 Rigoberto Uran (EF Education-Nippo) +5:18
3 Jonas Vingegaard (Jumbo-Visma) +5:32
4 Richard Carapaz (Ineos Grenadiers) +5:33
5 Ben O’Connor (AG2R Citroën Team) +5:58
6 Wilco Kelderman (Bora-Hansgrohe)+6:16
7 Alexey Lutsenko (Astana-Premier Tech) +7:01
8 Enric Mas (Movistar Team) +7:11
9 Guillaume Martin (Cofidis) +8:02
10 Pello Bilbao (Bahrain Victorious) +10:59
All the jerseys
Jerseys after Stage 16
Maillots après l’étape 16💛 @tamaupogi
💚 @MarkCavendish
🔴 @WoutPoels
👶 @tamaupogi#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/DXHIs3OGkr— Tour de France™ (@LeTour) July 13, 2021
Leaders jersey: Tadej Pogacar (UAE Team Emirates)
Points jersey: Mark Cavendish (Deceuninck-Quick Step)
KOM jersey: Wout Poels (Israel Start-up Nation)
Best young rider jersey : Tadej Pogacar (Bahrain Victorious)
For full stage review, go to cyclingnews