Trying to work through the thousands of great tweets from the first three stages of this year’s Tour de France has been like trying to sort bikes and bodies after the whole peloton goes down. I’ve done my best, picking up bits here and there to make a snapshot of the weekend, but they’re definitely not in chronological order. So just think of it as you’re the mechanic trying to make sense of the parts you have in front of you! Let’s get going!
Guys not crashing
Here we have a rundown of the guys who’ve made us smile.
A great shot by Gruber Imagesย in this TotW – Ashley and Jered have been taking amazing shots for years and this year is no exception. Stage and first yellow to Julian Alaphilippeย
#TDF2021
Quelle belle photo de ๐ซ๐ท Julian Alaphilippe (DQT). Magnifique ๐(๐ท : Gruber Images) pic.twitter.com/TZ3RdTQUcR
— Renaud Breban (@RenaudB31) June 27, 2021
And it was the 100th win for the QuickStep team. (for more on this stage, go to my review here)
Proud to be in this team ๐ฅ @deceuninck_qst pic.twitter.com/aMq7kmLrNn
— Kasper Asgreen (@k_asgreen) June 26, 2021
Dries Devenys must be LouLou’s roommate.
Who needs to watch TV when youโve got the #TDF2021 yellow jersey to look at all night long? ๐ pic.twitter.com/9vQGqEJXpo
— Deceuninck-QuickStep (@deceuninck_qst) June 26, 2021
Mathieu van der Poel was one of the first riders to congratulate Alaphilippe on his win, although you see the disappointment in this still.
I love this image. The romance and brutality of Le Tour in one shot. #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/IZEjDjvIB4
— Dan Deakins (@DanDeakins) June 26, 2021
Stage 1 wasn’t an MvdPย day, but Stage 2 sure was
Might be my new fave gif, #TdF2021 #cycling #cyclinggifs #MvdP pic.twitter.com/i3zlxLngiV
— AnnaMac (@AnnamacB) June 27, 2021
And the first one to congratulate MvdP on his first yellow jersey was Alaphilippe. #ClassActs (for more on this stage, go to Issie’s review!)
We are privileged to be able to watch an incredible bunch of riders. However that #TDF2021 stage win (also to take the #MaillotJaune by Mathieu van der Poel was truly outstanding. What a sport. What a ride #Chapeau to #MvdP @ffolliet @davehartin @Liz_ORiordan https://t.co/Omv3yvZzG6
— Dermot O'Riordan๐ฌ๐ง๐ฎ๐ช๐ช๐บ (@dermotor) June 27, 2021
Yellow details on point!๐ #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/ZJgo7DjBjr
— Bas Tietema (@BasTietema) June 28, 2021
14 Tours, 7 victorias de etapa, 3 segundos puestos y 5 terceros, pero el amarillo no estaba destinado hasta ahora ๐๐๐#TDF2021 #TourDeFrance #VanDerPoel #Canyon #Poupou pic.twitter.com/upAhW6Orkz
— Garbos (@Garbos_2_0) June 28, 2021
I’ve seen this interview at least 20 times and it still gets me.
MvdP does it all โ CX to MTB to TdF bringing an audience to tears.
— Ted King (@iamtedking) June 27, 2021
At our @LeTour debut, 45 years after the last Grande Boucle of the French legend Raymond Poulidor, we want to say Merci Poupou! ๐๐
โน๏ธ Check out https://t.co/2ulXaRuMcs #MerciPoupou #AlpecinFenix #TDF21 pic.twitter.com/VRrG0aL6yX
— Alpecin-Fenix Cycling Team (@AlpecinFenix) June 24, 2021
After being knocked down by a moto, Raymond Poulidor was visited by his daughter Corinne. 1968 Tour de France.
Corinne's son, Raymond's Grandson, won today's stage and is currently in Yellow. https://t.co/AsKJusaK9r
— Race Radio (@TheRaceRadio) June 27, 2021
A sure ray of sunshine in this Tour start is the spirit of Ide Schelling, who has well and truly targetted the polka dots. We’re all in for him here at VeloVoices Towers.
๐ซ๐ท #TDF2021
gap is hovering around 4 minutes now.
look at some ๐ดโช๏ธ from this morning ๐ pic.twitter.com/IkNzKAZZMU— BORA โ hansgrohe (@BORAhansgrohe) June 27, 2021
This. This is what's made my day. Dank je wel, Ide ๐ @IdeSchelling https://t.co/nJn4rKU3Ge
— Orla Chennaoui (@SportsOrla) June 28, 2021
Ide Schelling's little wink.
that's the tweet.#tdf2021— tom owen (@tomowencc) June 28, 2021
Stage 3 brought even more crashes, hitting some of the biggest names in the race, but it was also a great victory from Alpecin’s Tim Merlier. He has so far won a stage at the Giro and the Tour. Wonder if he’ll go for a hattrick in the Vuelta? (go here to see Luke’s thoughtful review of the stage)
Tim Merlier is the first Belgium to win a road stage of the Giro and the Tour in the same year since Rik van Linden in 1975
— GCN Racing (@GcnRacing) June 28, 2021
What started out as a straightforward #TDF2021 sprint stage spiralled out of control after several crashes allowed Tim Merlier to capitalise and claim his first-ever stage win! ๐ฒ #couchpeloton https://t.co/WngHTHdAgq
— CyclingCentral (@CyclingCentral) June 29, 2021
A ray of sunshine on a day of darkness ๐ค Tim Merlier wins the stage ๐
Not unscathed either by the look of his knees #couchpeloton #sbstdf pic.twitter.com/xv5Gf04Jdt— CyclingCentral (@CyclingCentral) June 28, 2021
Tim Merlier: "I am living a dream. After the Giro I was already very happy but this is the biggest race in the world. I can't believe it. I said to MvdP that he is crazy to do a lead-out. Then Philipsen and at 150m I looked behind and couldn't believe no one was there." #TDF2021
— Josรฉ Been (@TourDeJose) June 28, 2021
Bromance alert
Primoz + Wout
Itโs the way that Wout was worried about Primoz and the way Primoz was thanking Wout for that pull at the end, and the way Primoz thinks crashing means good luck and Wout agrees without questionhttps://t.co/zvcgPQiYK2
— janina (@jeanine______) June 26, 2021
David + Valentin (love the ‘un petit bobo’)
Je peux rรฉpondre ร sa place : il a rien juste un petit bobo au genou… ๐ถ๐ป
— Valentin Madouas (@MadouasValentin) June 28, 2021
Stay Safe!!!! PLEASE
Trying not to show the crashes or the injuries, but we have some discussions, PhilGil’s voice of reason and some pleas from the fans.
Really hard to have these kinds of conversations after a crash-strewn stage. Sport is โentertainmentโ, as @SirWiggo says, but at what price? @BriSmithy Watch the full Breakaway on @Eurosport @gcntweet pic.twitter.com/fIooUaJFTT
— Orla Chennaoui (@SportsOrla) June 28, 2021
Watching from the couch, safest and best place. Glad to hear you are all ok. Maybe try this on for tomorrow ….๐ค pic.twitter.com/52uSIT8hhW
— LeotreeRN (@9thRiderTJV) June 26, 2021
Request please to the Powers That Be, can todayโs stage be really, really, really dull? Thank you!
Anyone else hoping for nothing to happen today?
Itโs day 4 and Iโm sick of crashes..I miss the Giro. ๐ฎ๐น โค๏ธ
Wrap at safely, itโs Stage 4โฆ #TDF2021 #cycling #cyclinggifs pic.twitter.com/4ZvAFO26N9
— AnnaMac (@AnnamacB) June 29, 2021
Unfortunately, there seems to be a major flaw in Roglic’s logic (say that three times fast!)
๐ซ๐ท#TDF2021
"When you crash on the first stage, it's always good luck" ๐ ๐ – @rogla pic.twitter.com/VVr4FgdS6o
— Team Jumbo-Visma cycling (@JumboVismaRoad) June 27, 2021
Philippe Gilbert has been in the peloton for yonks – and this is an incredibly reasoned take on the crashes on Stage 3. When he hangs up his wheels, can we make him UCI President?
Very interesting from Philippe Gilbert on yesterday's crashes. Turn the subtitles on and you'll get an English translation. #TDF2021 https://t.co/idvfxuFgfp
— Sadhbh O'Shea (@SadhbhOS) June 29, 2021
As Madiot said, "we're all to blame – organisers, teams, riders"
— SuzeCY (@festinagirl) June 28, 2021
"Finishing the stage without crashing is a victory in itself" said Louis Meintjes, who is now studying for the upcoming challenges… ๐#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/2H79pQBdCZ
— Intermarchรฉ-Wanty-Gobert (@IntermarcheWG) June 28, 2021
My score on Velogames reflects today's stage pretty well, it was devilish, wasn't it? ๐ฟ #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/BnDRXOabI3
— Josรฉ Spoelstra๐ (@JoseSpoelstra) June 26, 2021
Behind the scenes
What happens around the riders and the stages – and what happens after the race is over – is always fascinating. Some great footage here
Crashes are not part of the spectacle and entertainment.. itโs painful, heartbreaking and awful. https://t.co/gGARlQXxtJ
— AnnaMac (@AnnamacB) June 29, 2021
๐ซ๐ท#TDF2021
"Run, Sem, run!"๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
The long way from car 23 to the crash pic.twitter.com/UCrjRoROjq— Team Jumbo-Visma cycling (@JumboVismaRoad) June 26, 2021
First day chaos at the Tour de FranceโฆItโs not for the faint hearted ๐ ๐#TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/om5hBDj692
— Team BikeExchange (@GreenEDGEteam) June 26, 2021
Iโve always liked @jakob_fuglsang and this is part of why. https://t.co/1acbVWuKf5
— Will Poole (@willpoole) June 29, 2021
Mechanics make the World Tour go round โค๏ธ https://t.co/XMjdkozlX9
— Ciarรกn O'Grady (@thebigchainring) June 27, 2021
๐๐๐โโโ๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/NtnpZ0P2y4
— Merijn Zeeman (@merijnzeeman) June 26, 2021
๐ฅ BACKSTAGE PASS – STAGE 1 ๐ฅ
Everyone's excited for the Grand Depart! ๐ซ๐ท but which is the best Grand Tour? ๐ค itโs carnage on day one! ๐ข Hayman considers a comeback ๐ and itโs a bittersweet second for Bling! ๐ฅ
Full Video ๐ https://t.co/0gs73qlkWQ #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/r4AOE8k0AE
— Team BikeExchange (@GreenEDGEteam) June 26, 2021
๐ฒ๐ซ #TDF2021
๐ฅ @nich_dlamini was one of 4 @LeTour debutants today. ๐๏ธ
๐ฟ๐ฆ He has a look back at his day โคต๏ธ. #BicyclesChangeLives pic.twitter.com/HqiK05eAIV
— Team Qhubeka NextHash (@QhubekaAssos) June 26, 2021
Fan art, road art and emoji reviews
Didnโt see all of Stage 1? No worries, I did! Summary below:
โ ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ฅ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ณโ ๐๐๐ง๐ช๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐จโช๏ธ๐๐๐๐ณ๐ฑ๐ด๐๐โต๏ธ๐๐๐๐ป๐ซ๐ท๐ฝ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ณโ โช๏ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฅ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ณโ ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐จ๐๐๐ณ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐บโ๏ธ๐คช๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ด๐ด๐ฑ๐คฌ๐ค๐ฉ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ดโโ๏ธโ๐ฉ๐ช๐ขโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐ทโ๐ข๐ฑ๐นโ๐ข โ๏ธ๐ด๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ท๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐บ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฅ#TDF2021 #cycling
— AnnaMac (@AnnamacB) June 26, 2021
Stage 3, brutal & heartbreaking:
โ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐๐ด๐จ๐๐ถ๐๐ชจ๐ง๐งฅ๐ชจโ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐ด๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟโ ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ชโ ๐ค๐ด๐ณ๐ฑโ๐ข๐งโ๏ธ๐๐๐ณ๐ฑ๐ฝ๐๐ดโโ๏ธ๐จ๐๐๐ณ๐ฑ๐ ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฅโ ๐ฎโ๐จ๐๐ซ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅฑ๐๐๐ง๐ช๐ฅ๐ด๐ด๐จ๐๐ฅ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ทโ ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฉธโ ๐๐ฉ๐ญ๐๐จ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐บ๐๐ฅบโ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐จ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐บ๐๐ข๐ฅบ๐ธ๐ฐโ ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด๐๐ง๐ช๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ช๐ฅ๐ซ๐ท๐ฅ#TDF2021 #cycling
— AnnaMac (@AnnamacB) June 28, 2021
My race in emojisโฆ
๐คฉ๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ช๐ฐ๐คฏ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ฅต๐๐คฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐— Mark Cavendish (@MarkCavendish) June 26, 2021
Oh love this ๐ Look @VeloVoices #TDF2021 https://t.co/vwIqWS09Xp
— Katy M, Bike Edition (@writebikerepeat) June 26, 2021
One day, I want a tribute in a field like this. Aim big in life. https://t.co/30TmgJQuUG
— Orla Chennaoui (@SportsOrla) June 27, 2021
๐ Well, hello Mister Potato!
๐ Bonjour Monsieur Patate ! #TDF2021 pic.twitter.com/KuEuNvysBP
— Tour de Franceโข (@LeTour) June 27, 2021
#Tourdemygarden is ace
As with #TDF2021 its stage 2 of #TourdemyGarden. #Alaphilippe resplendent in the #MaillotJaune greets the massed TV and Press outside the Quickstep bus. #couchpeloton #TourdeFrance #TDF #Cycling pic.twitter.com/OyyNhiZnRs
— Englishtifosi (@41Tourstages) June 27, 2021
Chute!! Crash at the back of the peloton in #TourdemyGarden distracted by the standing stones? #couchpeloton #TourdeFrance #TDF #Cycling pic.twitter.com/EVTKCXsQZK
— Englishtifosi (@41Tourstages) June 28, 2021
The last word
Oh, my captain, my captain!โnoble heartโgo notโgo not!โsee, it's a brave man that weeps
— Moby Dick (@MobyDickatSea) June 28, 2021