Tour Tweets of the Week 2020 : Jumbo’s Hive Mind (and elf nose); Kombucha jersey; the art of France

Our second Tour Tweets of the Week of the season and we have a Jumbo column in store for you.

The Hive Mind

Jumbo-Visma were the team that all other teams had to reckon with. Even the guys in the team had to reckon with … the team.

Some call him Wout Van Aert, some call him the Apex Predator (@KissMyPanache). We call him Priceless.

There’d be a lot of suitcases to talk into if he did pull off the green jersey win … on the Champs.

Meanwhile, the leader of the team (that would be Primoz Roglic) apparently has a cute elf nose. Can’t say I noticed it before but now it’s all I see.

Tweet placed here so you can decide on the elf nose for yourself.

When the elf was a pup.

France is a work of art

This next segment is perhaps the most cultured segment ever in the history of Tweets of the Week.

Welcome to the Kombucha Jersey

While we wait for the Kombucha Jersey to make its appearance at a grand tour, let’s have a look at the green of Sagan’s Tour.

Nothing like a little Bora cooking course!

The Gruppetto

Kinda cute sponsorship ad.

Riding all night with Lachlan 

Interesting advert for the Giro d’Italia 

If you saw Alaphilippe trying to mix it up with the high-speed bunch sprint on stage 7, you’ll recognise this picture.

I’ll just leave this here.

The things you see in hotel rooms!

Nothing made me happier this week than to see Marcel Kittel and the Mighty Degs both looking so happy.

And a final Moment of Zen for you

The last word

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