Before all the Tour madness really kicks in, here is your Friday Fabs – the new Samsung advert, featuring My Beloved Cancellara and Gregory Rast.

A few questions:

• Why did the barn in the middle of nowhere burst into flames?
• Why is Jens (I think it’s Jens) on the rollers being watched by mysterious, shadowy figures?
• Why are we seeing Fabs taking a comfort break (complete with sound effects)?
• What ‘gold’ could Fabs possibly win in a race in his team jersey, not a national jersey?

The questions just keep coming. I will have to watch this, oh, about 1,000 times…