10 wishes: Velocast’s Scott O’Raw

Scott O’Raw is Scottish and, as he’s not cooked, he’s raw so he really is what it says on the tin! He is also one of the duo who bring you the Velocast each week, he was in the room during the Change Cycling Now conference and is now best friends with Greg LeMond, much to the annoyance of his colleague, John. He is outspoken, has an intimidating vocabulary and is not afraid to wear a cravat, trendy specs and blue suede shoes – often all at the same time. Here are his wishes.

1. No more Lance stories

Seriously. Continuing to watch the festering corpse of Armstrong‘s career is about as appealing as gulping down a pint of milk that has been left on a radiator for a month.

2. An end to ‘Wiggo’

Wish 2: That the *real* Bradley Wiggins comes back

Wish 2: “One legacy to rule them ALL”

Of course, it’s not really his fault per se, but the Wiggo ‘character’ foisted upon Bradley Wiggins by the British press and taken to the great, unwashed heart of the hoi polloi is starting to resemble a Gollum/Sméagol-esque personality disorder. Hopefully the quiet, funny lad from the shire of Kilburn will win through, but I rather suspect Wiggo will come to a sticky end in pursuit of the ‘one legacy to rule them all’.

3. More TV time for Women’s Cycling

Self-explanatory.

4. The Banning of Power Meters

Watching a rider, eyes glued to a nannying slab of plastic strapped to his stem, is to panache what a deep-fried Mars bar is to a healthy diet.

5. That we finally get an answer to the question: “What kind of rider is Edvald Boasson Hagen?”

Wish X: Would the Cannibal hold a teeny tiny little bear? Or would he crush it?

Wish 5: You can almost see him asking himself: “Would the Cannibal hold a teeny tiny little bear? Or would he crush it?” (Image courtesy of Danielle Haex)

In recent years he’s been touted as the ‘new Merckx’ but, unlike the Cannibal, the 21st-century Eddy seems to have as much desire to win as Frank ‘he ain’t heavy he’s my brother’ Schleck.

6. Change really happens

That the rumblings that there is genuine desire to turn around the Aigle oil tanker are true and that we see genuine reform in pro road cycling and the UCI.

7. Vino rides again (kind of)

That Alexandre Vinokourov be made to forego the Astana team car and follow races topless, riding a horse.

8. Katusha resolution now!

Wish 8: Time is a-tickin' ... Switzerland better be ready for The Katusha Maneuvre if that licence isn't in the post!

Wish 8: Time is a-tickin’ … Switzerland better be ready for The Katusha Manoeuvre if that licence isn’t in the post!

That a solution be found to the Katusha crisis before Vladimir Putin orders Russian forces to attack Switzerland. A defensive arsenal that amounts to nothing more than Swiss Army knives, cuckoo clocks and Toblerones would see Switzerland immediately overrun by the Russians – a bit like the fashionable bits of London are now.

9. Sagan gets his just rewards

Wish 9: "This is the life" (image courtesy of Panache)

Wish 9: “This is the life” (image courtesy of Panache)

It would seem only fitting that in 2013 Peter Sagan is finally granted his wish to be paid in podium girls.

10. And finally …

… That we look back on 2013 as a glorious vintage year full of drama, sporting conflict and superb bike racing. Too much to hope for? Hm.

10 wishes for 2013

Kitty Fondue

Kiss My Panache

Sheree Whatley

Ant Beal

Tim Liew

10 wishes: Tim Liew

My name is Tim and I’m one of the founding members of VeloVoices. I’m the blog’s editor-in-chief, our resident stats and tactics analyst and I have a teensy-tiny man-crush on Mark Cavendish. When I’m not working on VeloVoices I have three kids and two other blogs to look after, so my natural state is one of sleep deprivation! Here are my ten wishes for 2013.

1. In common with many others, I’d like to see Pat McQuaid replaced as UCI president by someone credible who can be more than just a figurehead and who can operate effectively in the political minefield of international sports administration. I’m not sure who that person is, but it almost certainly isn’t a populist choice such as Greg LeMond or David Millar.

2. The 100th Tour de France to be a race worthy of both the occasion and the marvellous parcours which has been designed specifically for it. It’s up to the best riders in the world to give us a truly memorable spectacle now. I have every faith that they will.

3. Mark Cavendish and Peter Sagan to duke it out in the final metres of Milan-San Remo. No surprise that I’d be backing Cav to win, but I think 2013 will be the year SuperSagan wins (at least) one of the big one-day races, having finished second, third, fourth and fifth in Classics last year. I wouldn’t bet against him pulling on the rainbow jersey either. But I’m really looking forward to some heavyweight battles in the sprints this year, with Argos-Shimano’s Marcel Kittel and John Degenkolb snapping at the heels of Cav, Greipel, Sagan, Goss and co.

Wish X: Would Schleck the Younger please realise his potential already? (image courtesy of Danielle Haex)

Wish 4: Would Schleck the Younger please realise his potential already? (image courtesy of Danielle Haex)

4. Andy Schleck to turn up to a race (a) without Frank [which, of course, may yet be enforced on him – Ed] and (b) with just a smidgen of Alberto Contador’s attacking flair, Mark Cavendish’s raging desire to win and Jens Voigt’s grit and determination. It is frankly ridiculous that he has a grand total of zero general classification victories on the road in stage races (having won the 2010 Tour retrospectively) – that’s one fewer than Cav, for God’s sake! I have no great love – indeed, no love at all – for Andy, but I hate to see great talent failing to live up to its potential. Schleck the Younger remains, quite categorically, a talent unfulfilled.

5. Much though I admire David Walsh and Paul Kimmage for fighting the good fight against Lance Armstrong and doping in general, I really do hope they stop being so bloody sanctimonious in dancing on his grave. Armstrong may have been their Watergate but I would hate them to be forever remembered solely for this one sorry tale. Let them go back to being simply great sporting journalists. They – and we – deserve better.

Wish 6: Riders! Twitter is fun! Really! Come on - Cav is doing it!

Wish 6: Riders! Twitter is fun! Really! Come on – Cav is doing it!

6. More riders joining Twitter. The world would be a poorer place without the honesty, humour and occasional outspokenness of the likes of Jens, Cav, Fabian and Kittel. And it brings the riders closer to us, the fans.

7. As my ‘home’ race, I want to see the Tour of Britain continue to build on its recent successes. It’s great to see our own national heroes such as Cav, Wiggo and 2012 winner Jonathan Tiernan-Locke performing at close quarters, but last year’s race also brought Samuel Sanchez and Ivan Basso to British shores. It’s all about the race continuing to build its reputation as a varied and challenging race, and continuing to attract bigger names. How cool would it be to see the Tour of Britain attain WorldTour status in the next few years?

Wish ?: Hoping Bernie will not be selfless *all* season and actually win a race or two for himself! (image courtesy of Francesca Starbuck)

Wish 7: That the Tour of Britain builds on its success (hosting such luminaries as Bernie here). AND Wish 8: Hoping Bernie will not be selfless *all* season and actually win a race or two for himself! (image courtesy of Francesca Starbuck)

8. A moment in the limelight for some of the riders who selflessly give everything in the service of others. Jens is an obvious example, but also the likes of Geraint Thomas, Bernie Eisel, Adam Hansen and Greg Henderson. Every faithful dog deserves to be thrown a bone every now and then.

9. Personally, to get to watch a race in the flesh, something I haven’t done for a few years now. That’s easier said than done given that I have three children aged five or under but cycling – as much as any and more than most – is a sport which is best experienced in person rather than watched on a TV.

10.  No doping scandals. None. Zip. Nada. Well, I can wish, can’t I?

10 wishes for 2013

Kitty Fondue

Kiss My Panache

Sheree Whatley

Ant Beal